Chris Diaz

The hottest, wet inducing person you will ever meet. He is gonna be big one day. An ordinary guy, to maybe perhaps a football star.

Guy: I wish i was a Chris Diaz.

by Dover Bend September 8, 2022

chris

He Is Amazing
He Can Make you laugh
He has the sweetest smile
He don't take shit from no one
He loves to party a bit
He will fall for you and make you his queen
He knows how to treat a woman
He loves his friends and family
He smart
He sexy and handsome
He loves to be kinky and have fun in bed if you let him
He loves to tease you until you give in
And He is the most Truthful guy you can meet
He Has brown eyes, brown hair, tall, and his abs are in great shape....
Don't lose him if you got one...It'll be a great mistake.

Girl one: Woah girl, looks like you got a Chris on your hands
Me: Yeah...Plus he awesome in bed ;)

by Girl666999 December 1, 2020

chris mulvehill

The man the myth the legend chris Mulvehill is a top knock dude. He has the looks the pecks the abs and the that big black cock. No seriously it’s fucking massive. He would fuck you up quicker than a mongoose. This nigga got a big booty baby. Uh uh.

Oh wee mama that chris Mulvehill did me good last night with that flex tape

by My nigga Tom May 28, 2018

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024

Chris Angeled

Making a man levitate by forcefully sucking his penis so hard.

I Chris angeled John

by The Anonymous Keylo February 10, 2023

Chris Jericho

Known as "The Wizard", "Le Champion", "The Painmaker", etc. He is a former All Elite Wrestling World Champion, and has won titles in other companies as well, such as WWE and New-Japan Pro Wrestling. He runs the group known as Jericho Appreciation Society.

"Chris Jericho is a Canadian wrestler in AEW"

by Gardi. September 20, 2022

Ferb,camila,daniel,chris,brody

those are friends who met in discord and chat in either freaks server,minecraft gc and those friends are bad bitches

ferb and camila are bad bitches daniel is a hot mf chris is adorable brody is cute ferb,camila,daniel,chris,brody

by gobbleholder June 8, 2021