Calin Helen

Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...

All hail the Calin Helen!

by Coaielius November 26, 2024

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calila

A girl who is only filled with love, she tries her hardest to hold a grudge but she just can’t because she sees the beauty in everything and everyone. She’s one of the most genuine people to ever exist and give straightforward advice and answers.

“Hey calila, how does this shirt look on me?”

“Omg you look so cute but i think if you want your hair up you are gonna feel uncomfortable with your shoulders out, you know how you get”
“Oh my, you’re right! thank you “

by meowzers December 13, 2024

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California Natty

Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.

Not natty. California natty.

by @Saltytexascrack December 14, 2024

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California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

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