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Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer
“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025
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pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017
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Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny
by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018
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Top-D

Top-D is a fictional character that represents "Andrew Tate" wearing a "D-class" branded orange jumpsuit. He is found within the SCP Fractured Reality. He is usually has a Cigar in his mouth, a katana on his back, an anomalous Mop, and Russian heavy armor. He is usually a Janitor for the SCP foundation, but if he gets angered. He will attempt to escape and gain his katana and kill the ones that pissed him off.
Damn, Top-D is so fucking hot

Damn, Top-D just chopped that dude in half.
by Jerry Box July 21, 2023
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
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stuffed top

When you cum in a girls mouth and she gets a sinus infection
So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.
by Jabob May 20, 2016
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