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bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat
i sat and bed and started bumming my night away
by John Cast April 9, 2020
mugGet the bummingmug.

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!
Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank
by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017
mugGet the moroccan bum wankmug.

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
mugGet the Isiah’s Bum Crackmug.

Bum

Man, that’s a bum.
by Jack Danniells October 13, 2018
mugGet the Bummug.

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
mugGet the chums before bumsmug.

bum fugit

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time
Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.
by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018
mugGet the bum fugitmug.

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
mugGet the angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sexmug.

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