April Fool's Day

The worst day to have a funeral

”When’s the funeral?”
”On the 1st of April.”
”You mean April Fool's Day?”
”Yeah.”
”oof”

by GabrieltheGamer April 1, 2020

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April 28

April 28 is the day where we all sing "every body wants to rule the world" by Tears for tears
and if you dont like that song ur a freakin weirdo but u can listen to "resonance" by Home

Him: yo today is April 28
Another person: Whats on that day?
Me: National Sing Everybody wants to rule the world day!
Freakin Weirdo: i hate that song
Me: dont worry Nerd! you can listen to resonance!
Her: Nobody Cares

by SomeoneUdontknow1029 April 26, 2023

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April 12th

national send your best friend a dick pic

"Hey did you know it's April 12th? National send your best friend a dick pic!"

by Deadreaperdkadad April 11, 2023

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April 25th

the perfect date! in the movie miss congeniality, during a scene in a beauty pageant, there is an iconic dialogue that occurs in this scene. "Describe your perfect date." "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."

person 1: dude what's the date?
person 2: april 25th
person 1: oh man we gotta frolick outside in our light jackets! it's the perfect date!

by fluttershe April 25, 2024

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April 19th

National send hopper titties day

Today is April 19th! That means it’s national send hopper titties day!

by Ripthatputhy April 18, 2021

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April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

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