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Adam at the gloryhole
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Adam

1. Biblical person.
2. My friend who either gets girls or everyone thinks he’s gay.
1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
by Emordnilap June 11, 2025
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Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.

He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.

Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.

Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
Wait… was that a cop, a monk, or a sci-fi author?”
“Bro...yes, Yes, and YES — that was Adam!"
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
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Adam Hopkins

Vape lord, goons to little children but only sometimes.
famous quotes include:

"I'm a good driver, just not a safe one" and "You should see my finger game type shit"
What the hell Adam Hopkins are you seriously gooning to little children again???
by John Johames July 22, 2025
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Adam-teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.
by onyx hoola July 29, 2025
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Adamaconda

Adamaconda (noun) – A long, thick, dangerously flexible trouser snake that makes women nervous!
“The Adamaconda uncoiled and suddenly the room felt smaller.”
by Adam long-John Smith August 13, 2025
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Adam Train

Adam Train (noun) – When the ride is long, powerful, and doesn’t stop until all stations have been thoroughly serviced.
“I hopped on the Adam Train and my thighs are still in recovery.” -Rae
by Adam long-John Smith August 13, 2025
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