Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.

Wow you are such a Tom Romanowski

by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020

Tom Meers

A superior being with a youtube channel, he is better then you and will always be, he does brawl stars videos that are epic (even more then Rey or OJ or even Kairos but maybe not Mcds). He has is very OWN discord server! He rekts 9 yr toxic kids

cheese borgar is good but not as good as Tom Meers Borgar

by Tom Meers borgar April 7, 2022

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

Tom

The kind and caring soul he will always check up on you and is always there for you no matter what. Tom has always got a lot going on and can never seem to get out of drama but at the end of the day he is the nicest and hottest guy out there if you fall for a tom you are in trouble because they are the hardest to get over and you will get jealous all the time because he is always with other girls but all you need to feel good about your self is just to hear him talk or for him to give you a compliment I love you Tom and it will get better I promise

Tom is hot

I know right and he has a heart of gold

by Iloveyourmumanddad November 23, 2021

Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out

tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019