Back row shenanigans

The weird shit people do in the back rows of cinemas, lecture theatres etc. Can refer to joking around, eating cereal, grinding Fortnite and making out as well as anything else deemed a shenanigan.

Lawyer: “Your honour my client was just engaging in some back row shenanigans”
Judge:

“Your client was whacking off during a screening of Paddington 2”

by Fivestarman December 29, 2022

back alley vasectomy

Kicking a man in the nuts in an effort to prevent him from having children.

Bro, I’m broke, so can you give me a back alley vasectomy?

by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019

Kick Back Pussy

someone who has had sexual reltions with your homies and enjoys to be a team player

Also suggestive of a cuddle buddy.. someone who you fuck and chill with out strings or stipulations

lemme get some of that kick back Pussy"

aye homie you with that ol "kick back pussy"? I had her ass too and the whole crew.....

by love99gypsehippy October 7, 2022

bare back bootyhole

Anal sex with no protection

Hey sweet pea, let’s do some bare back bootyhole tonight!

by Coltsghosts January 22, 2018

Back Door Corndog

Cover your dick in mustard (and/or) ketchup and shove it in your lady’s ass.

I took home a 3 last night and gave her a back door corndog.

by Bertsy8 February 2, 2020

back porch rug

a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region

Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug

by BP oil spill May 12, 2015

v on my back

When one says "v on my back" they are saying they do not trust anybody and all they have is themselves this phrase is popularized by the brand Vlone which sounds like alone

My boy just slimed me out wtf v on my back cant trust nobody

by novaromani April 6, 2023