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shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.
"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."
by NearLight March 1, 2009
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shit box

He tongue jacked her shit box
by bm November 10, 2003
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nigger shit

When a white person shits as bad as a black person.
Bob took a nigger shit weighing in at over 20 Courics.
by MrJefferson May 29, 2010
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shit housed

This term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term "shit faced." It is commonly used in the military, particularly in the Marines and Navy bases in Hawaii.
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."
I got so shit housed last night that I woke up in K-Bay next to some random marine.

Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.
by Texarkana February 12, 2006
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shit-on-a-stick

aw, shit-on-a-stick!
by Alan L December 6, 2003
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Shit on Wheels

A word to describe arrogant people who are popular and think they're cool but actually impaired intelligence.
Shit on Wheels: ''I'm cool. Screw You.''
Normal person: ''You shit on wheels.''
by reaos June 11, 2007
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Bitch Shit

1. Used to describe the actions of another, pertaining to what is commonly associated with being a bitch.

2. Actions or words that would place a person in a state of irritability.

3. Actions taken, or words spoken against another in an attempt to vindicate being a bitch.

4. Of or pertaining to bullshit.
IE. (A = Bitch, B = Victim of Bitch Shit)

1)
A: "Why didn't you call me back last night?"

B: "I was busy."

A: "You are always to busy for me!"

B: "Don't call me with that BITCH SHIT!"

2)

A: "You're late!"

B: "But, I called to let you know I had

an emergency."

A: "Well, don't let it happen again!"

B: "Why do I put up with this BITCH SHIT?"

3)
A: "I can't stand you! I'm going to slash your tires

and bust your headlights!"

B: "You better keep away from me with that BITCH

SHIT!"
by Motley_Blu October 22, 2011
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