A girl who once had potential at grammar school and was above taking drugs, now will suck dick if md is good
by Youronit75 May 1, 2016
Get the Sess birdmug. Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.
That how is a bird
by Stickytoes August 19, 2025
Get the Birdmug. I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
Get the Free-birdingmug. by Bird Chirper August 25, 2023
Get the Kendall the Birdmug. When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.
I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!
by Dropped my thought October 8, 2021
Get the Birdingmug. by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020
Get the slow birdmug. A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.
Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.
by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024
Get the feeding the birds nestmug.