Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

by tim=him November 21, 2010

Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023

All Bro's Night

All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.

"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"

by DeadHeadHules November 23, 2016

cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.

Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!

by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011

Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.

Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"

by hdubb16 May 21, 2011

Ur bro homo

Ur bro homo is worse than any comeback you can only use if your bouta got roasted to the next dimension the person that gets hits by this you get sent to hell

Bob- ur mom gay

Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy

Bill-ur bro homo

Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3

by Xboxaddict May 11, 2018

Ur bro a ho

The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.

Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*

by KrabyPatySuprem May 11, 2018