Retard

Something people whose names are Sam carry on the daily

Dude you're so retarded, hey dont say that sam is here!

by Tyrone Humphrey July 22, 2018

Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.

I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard

by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022

social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

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old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

denying retard

A person who denies shit that’s true about them but is too retarded to know what it means

Bro did you see Charlotte over there? She was denying everything like a denying retard!

by Larry Mart November 17, 2019

RETARDED

Someone who is fucking stupid an iq below 70 most likely in the negative. Can also it can be a adjetive for a verb Example:"

"You dont make cake in the microwave jimmy! Thats retarded"

by THE ULTIMATE DECISION maker February 14, 2019