Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.

1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.

by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011

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Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time

"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"

by Rourkie August 22, 2022

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bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017

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drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full

Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!

by Dobby38 April 25, 2025

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