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straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.
Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good
by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020
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straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10
that food was straight jackson fire blazer
by mya the god February 20, 2021
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The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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