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Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
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jesus booting it

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.
by out4answers August 25, 2013
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I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.
Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.
by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
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Jesu

also known "Papi J" this alien being from another universe is usually a very nice person although other people may refer to him as God He isn't although He is a top D.
by thatonerandomguyonurbandict October 22, 2023
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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Leon & Jesus

Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.

He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.

He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.

All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
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Leon and Jesus

Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.

He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.

A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.

A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.

May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
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