Super straight

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.

marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.

by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021

Let that be straight.

To state something clearly and honestly so that there is no confusion or misunderstanding.

Usually signifies the end of a conversation.

“I’m not interested in dating you, so let that be straight.”

“You owe me $50 for the pizza we ordered last week, let that be straight.”

You are a friend and you want to clear up a misunderstanding with another friend. You say: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I was just joking. Let that be straight.”

by BenevolentMask. March 22, 2023

Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.

"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)

by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025

straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.

"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮

by tempestACAB August 12, 2021

Alpha Straight

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas

TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"

TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"

by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023

straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually

Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021