Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

Mary

The best girl every! They are the kinky one in your friend group. They are sweet, caring, loving, and very kind to you most of the time. They are very protective and if they hear you talk trash about them, they will kick your ass. They get in trouble sometimes but not everyday. They will hug you a lot because they love hugs. They are also very pretty and they try to look there best even though they look good just the way they are! Give them complements! They love them. Some Mary’s have depression, so if they look sad try and cheer them up with a hug.

I met a Mary today. She’s the best!

by Hello_im_bored_ November 13, 2021

Mari

'Mari' is a word used for going to the bathroom, or taking a dump.

Oh God not again, I have to Mari for the 6th time today.

How many Mari's have you had today?
This will be the 6th Mari, but I'm predicting 10 Mari's by end of day.
My xM (expected Mari's) is 0.99 after this meal.

by Pablo Mari March 20, 2023

Mary Alice Lou

Mary Alice Lou if you have one in your life be lucky their supper rare, there kind a bad ass, and funny and shy. Mary Alice Lou may get made fun of for her name, but she is so sweet she as big lips and big eyes. Just beautiful all the guys would want her she is an awesome friend and has a heart of gold. she is super Chessy and loves hugs if you're her boyfriend and she doesn't try to kiss you it's because she really likes you she is so cute too . she is hurt so much but keeps it to herself if you want to know her worry's just let her have some time with you. Marry loves when you listen to her vent. she puts friends and family first, if you have a MARY ALICE LOU well your lucky. All Genders like MAry Alice Lou. She stands for whatever she knows is right, Alice will date you even if your the same gender and is most likely Bi.

Boy: WOW Mary Alice Lou is so cute

Girl: I know Ima go kiss her

Boy; WHA!

KISSES MAry Alice LOu

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Girl: and that kid is how I met your mom

by Rosey Parks February 18, 2022

Brooke Marie Paley

She a disabled but fucked up bitch she doesn’t do anything in life only sit down

Brooke Marie Paley is so sht

by Fuck brooke November 12, 2019

mary bastable

A woman who makes a mean beef stroganoff

My mom Mary Bastable made dinner last night and it was amazing, beef stroganoff to be exact.

by JackBastable March 30, 2015

To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.

To Mary Jane from yours Truly Geremy

by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025