Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

by A2theMFC June 7, 2018

John Cena

1. A internet meme that people use when possible to annoy the shit out of people.

2. A WWE superstar.

Person 1- "hey who's that new kid?"

Person 2 - its...
Person 1- oh god

Person 2- JOHN CENA!!!!
Person 1- this why i hate you...

by once-ler is senpai April 25, 2016

john mraz

Is a outdoorsman who loves to hunt and build forts. He is a bearded man who loves his girl!

John Mraz was in the woods again today!

by Greatestwhitehunter September 21, 2016

john hampson

what a guy

such a john hampson *slowly clapping*

by sweatyspaniard May 28, 2016

Dirty john

I don't know

The answer is a dirty john

by anonymous November 6, 2021

john carew

cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john

1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew
2 - yea i really need a john

by leonf1 March 13, 2011

John beepus

The man that we worship, he is the best at everything he does, and you can't deny that

Person 1: Hey, who's John beepus?

Person 2: foolish mortal, how could you not know who John beepus is, he is our Supreme overlord, the leader of divine intervention, and most importantly, the hottest man in the galaxy.

by Chipshed July 19, 2022