Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
by McFlop774 April 04, 2024
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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
by LugNutz June 03, 2023
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jake handzelek

a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet
liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!
by Ham_And_Cheese March 08, 2022
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Papi jake

Jake is my papi not urs but mine 😩
Papi jake
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Jake Kennedy

That jake Kennedy is such a big lady killing skanky hoe
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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 25, 2023
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Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him
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