A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

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Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022

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Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

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Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

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Jake

Boys named Jake are the cutest most ca ring loving boys ever and a lot of ppl would kill yo have one of them they are so attractive in so many different ways

Girl:omg look it's jqke the cutest boy ever

Jake:hi ladies have a.great day u all look wonderful today as usual

by Jakes_gf_2020 December 17, 2020

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