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Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
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happy

not sad
person 1: how do you feel?
person 2: happy!
person 1: so you’re not sad?
person 2: happy!
by yoiiluvqs May 27, 2022
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Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.
Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.
by Strangerfriend May 28, 2025
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happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
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Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
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happy crystals

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!
by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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