Vampire Beaver Duck

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.
by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025
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duck slough

Man, she let me duck slough on her face.
I just duck sloughed in my pants.
by Kuh-RIS January 29, 2024
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Duck Dick

He keeps standing in front of me with that duck Dick.
by Amschel February 19, 2025
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my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
by gh1 May 20, 2018
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Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.
“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”
by Jeff1801 July 28, 2017
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Suck duck fuck

Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it
Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38
by GoldGhostVr March 09, 2024
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Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail
Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck
by Jollywallie April 18, 2021
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