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pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.
Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog
by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015
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Dodge the Dog

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
by tsukoi August 18, 2011
mugGet the Dodge the Dogmug.

man-dog

A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".
Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?
by Tony666 December 13, 2012
mugGet the man-dogmug.

Communism dog

That communism dog over there is crying because he lost minecraft.
by Suckie fuckie December 11, 2017
mugGet the Communism dogmug.

dog wet

Moisture that accumulates in a woman's underpants during foreplay or while watching porno.
"Her underpants were so full of dog wet that they stuck to the floor when they dried."
by NY to Florida Girl July 11, 2006
mugGet the dog wetmug.

the dog ate it

Worthless excuse, hiding you were to lazy to do what you were supposed to do.
Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Pupil: "The dog ate it"
by Casman May 23, 2004
mugGet the the dog ate itmug.

Dog shit

dog shit is dog shit
by Hooper2 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Dog shitmug.

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