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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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dead

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious
Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 20, 2017
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dead woman

An older woman that a younger woman feels challenged by her experience and has flirted shamelessly with her husband or boyfriend
Gurl is that the dead woman's man you made a move on!
She ain't buried yet.
by Lolliepop11 June 1, 2017
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dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last
It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...
by Opal zen June 18, 2017
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Dead Meme

What a nice dead meme you have on your steam account!

Harambe it's a woderful Dead Meme
by Notch, Rich's fan ^^ June 18, 2017
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Dead

by GAVLORD November 2, 2017
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