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Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
mugGet the Crack Tortasmug.

crack adict

A normal man who partakes in rear ending on purpose.
Hey, he just bunkbedded her backwards. He's such a crack adict.
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
mugGet the crack adictmug.

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
mugGet the granny gang crackmug.

Giving it a crack

Giving it a crack’ is Aussie for ‘having a go’, trying something you’re not confident or experienced in. Not sure you’re gonna nail it, but trying anyway
I’ve never restored a vintage caravan in my life and it leaks like a sieve, but I’m giving it a crack
by Bear Thrills 🐻 May 17, 2021
mugGet the Giving it a crackmug.

Crack

Crack is a DMV Term which is just another word for the fuck someone.
"yo i needa crack you"
"lemme crack"
by kingjordann April 23, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack Hole

Help! I’m stuck in the crack hole between my bed and my wall!
by thenotoriousLOL March 9, 2024
mugGet the Crack Holemug.

crack talking

when your voice cracks while you are talking or singing it can also mean you are on a lot of crack and everyone knows
your singing is horrible did you just crack talk or is that just your voice.
jimmy i know your on crack stop crack talking.
by crack it up February 17, 2017
mugGet the crack talkingmug.

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