crackensack

n. a quick 5-minute wash in a sink or shower, undertaken by a male, to ensure specific key areas of the body are at their very freshest before meeting up with members of the opposite sex. Can be paired with a titsenpits, or done independently.

Also known as crack'n'sack, crack-n-sack, or crack & sack.

I was running late to meet my girlfriend, so I went with a quick crackensack instead of a full shower.

by McGrobb September 19, 2011

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Crackroach

Crack heads that wait until other apartment tenants are gone or sleeping to light up their drugs.
They do it mostly late at night or real early mornings so nobody can tell where the stink is coming from.
Also, they stay in their bedrooms all the time and never want to be seen by the other tenants.

They actually think that maintenance can't tell at this time of day, but they know.
You can always tell who they are by the smell of their apartment during the day... can you say body odor?

"I know some crackroaches that can't wait for me to leave or go to bed so they can start their party stink."

by following Jesus February 15, 2014

crackrash

Someone who has a rash in their butt crack.

Gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.

by Flatcoat December 17, 2015

crackely

The necessity for excessive cracking

My fingers are extra crackely today.

by Kdawg33 May 6, 2016

Crackrat

A midget who smokes crack in a hotpipe and lives in the sewers

This kid Ryan is a crackrat

by The smartest person. Like ever August 17, 2016