Messy Bitch

Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.

Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.

by kallaylay August 28, 2020

bitch-down

A maneuver used to put an insolent fool in their place. Done by slapping the palm of one hand with the back of the other hand, then pointing to the ground in one fluid motion. Accentuated by saying "bitch-down" as you do it.

That prick was giving me grief, so I used bitch-down on him.

by No. December 5, 2003

Bitch with the skirt

A female particularly a girl who works at clothing stores who acts like she’s smart and is wearing glasses and a skirt.

For example: A bitch with the skirt might be found wearing glasses and a skirt

by Micheal robbs May 1, 2021

Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.

"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.

by Scarcazim October 9, 2013

Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers

Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.

by Tonskie January 14, 2008

Fake Bitch

My friend Timothy is a fake bitch

Timothy is a fake bitch

by peebisboy August 27, 2019

Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.

1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!

by assman8407 August 13, 2010