Dirty Porker

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.

Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!

by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023

dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle

Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital

by koreluvsu September 17, 2021

dirty woo

The act of sleeping on cum-covered pillowcases

Last night my roommate spunked all over my pillowcases. I just pulled a dirty woo and slept right on them

by gRlt March 21, 2019

Dirty Asger

When a blind dude tries to fuck with his girlfriend, but ends up having anal sex with his father-in-law.

"How'd ur night go last night?"
"Man u know i can't see right, and I did a Dirty Asger"
"Lmao gay"

by Alfred den store June 4, 2022

Dirty Yop

When you need to bust a nut so bad but you also thirsty as shit so you calmly ejaculate into your protein drink cuz that pump crazy as fuck.

Ryan: “Bro, I was fucking parched after my workout today and I’m tryna get massive.”

Isaac: “Damn bro, you shoulda pulled a Dirty Yop.”

Ryan: “Fuckin’ didn’t think of that bruh it would have been bussin.”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Dirty Cuthbert

The art of wearing a rubber dogs mask, whilst watching somebody masturbate their way into their birthday.

I'm going to don my alsatian mask and carry out a dirty cuthbert on Elijah - he turns 26 in 15 minutes!

by BobbyBanks82 May 24, 2020

Dirty Camilla

When a girl smothers you with her tits until you pass out and you wake up with her sitting on her face. And you lick her out until oblivion.

Did the dirty Camilla last night, I barely remember a thing.

by Benjaminfranklin69 June 11, 2021