New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 9, 2023

apple

oh u looked up apple ? see i call wide people apples .

me :u see dat apple ova der 😂
sb : yh she big asfk omk

by k.my'kira March 13, 2023

Apple cheats

A cheat provider for many games like fortnite and call of duty. Most likely pasted

1: Do you use apple cheats?
2: No, that sh*t is pasted

by WhyDoIHaveToSignUpForThis March 24, 2023

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023