bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

bum goddess

A goddess of the bums. someone that is really pretty and has a good body but dresses like a bum so like swearshirts and like sweatpants and yeah

bill:oh my Gosh veronica is such a bum goddess with her fine ass
tom: fr if she like doesn’t even try

by veronicaluvs1674 January 1, 2018

bum fugit

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time

Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.

by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Bum hut

Woman sleeping with nasty filthy men..

Peter: I like Joesie, might ask her out..
Daniel: Don't go there Pete, you'll shame yourself.., She's a real bum hut..

by Novdal September 10, 2017

Bum head

Someone who is an annoying stupid person.

Oh my he's such a bum head, I wish he would just listen before over -reacting.

by Little feet September 18, 2017