mai

the best mutual ever, one of my favorite people. they’re the kind of person that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and they’ll also make you cry in the best way. they make me smile every day, and all i want is for them to feel as happy and loved as they make me feel

mai is the best person ever <3

by ashishot February 18, 2022

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May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

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May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

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Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

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