Ur bro a ho

The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.

Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*

by KrabyPatySuprem May 11, 2018

Ur bro homo

Ur bro homo is worse than any comeback you can only use if your bouta got roasted to the next dimension the person that gets hits by this you get sent to hell

Bob- ur mom gay

Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy

Bill-ur bro homo

Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3

by Xboxaddict May 11, 2018

bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.

Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.

by fuckyouscotty January 3, 2017

cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.

Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!

by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011

Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.

Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018

Bro got Oswalded

Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.

Guy 1: hi Jim did you see the assassination?
Jim: yeah, bro got oswalded.
Both precede to laugh

by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023

Home gym bro

A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.

Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"

by Eric Reuth January 24, 2023