Titties

Something that most girls don't have but they claim to have them

A girl named Emily: Omg I have 1cm titties I'm thicc as hell
Everyone else: STFU NO ONE CARES

by ;oEWRHIO;QAWHIRF4P;Q32RHY February 13, 2021

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.

1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)

by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018

Titty Stain

A stain on clothing or cloth caused by titties either by nipple leakage, or sweat appearing in a boob like shape.

She had to change shirts after breast feeding due to a titty stain

by Lovehandle October 14, 2010

Fitty wit a titty

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.

Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar bill—that's what I want to see!

by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016