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fuckin duck

when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.
by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 13, 2022
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DUCK

Drama Underwriter Chick Kind
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Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
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May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
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Associated with:

- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.

- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization

- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism
1. "I didn't realize that ducking girl was leading both of us on!"

2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"

3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM

4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"

5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!
by Prof. Cheeseburger January 14, 2022
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SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...
by Sick Em D November 1, 2022
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duck

another word for fuck because autocorrect doesn’t like the word and now i can say i did it on purpose
s-duck off
c-haha duck
s-i did it on purpose
by loverscherrycola November 2, 2022
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hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”
by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022
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Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck
by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022
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Donald Duck

A special ed kids favorite non existent person who is more slow than stupid and probably in a mental hospital like you.
"Ay man hope you don't mind if I call you a Donald duck?'
"Tf a donald duck"
"A mental special ed kid"
by you shall no seek my name November 9, 2022
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