by jonfiretruckcrackheadwhiteguy March 28, 2015
Get the crack fire truckmug. A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
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A common insult.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
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A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
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*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
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*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
OR
*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
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*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
by Garlickson October 25, 2009
Get the Crack Magicianmug. Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
Get the Border Crack and Deek Aboutmug. A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
Get the Sophie Crackmug. A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
by BIG T 49 February 6, 2021
Get the buttery crackmug. by Cam11 September 6, 2019
Get the ass crack uglymug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Pipermug.