Sams

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.

Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done

by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016

Sam Francisco

1) A pair of friends with a bond so strong that a major Californian city where Full House took place is named after them

2) Phrase coined by a Mr. Michael Spelts

"Damn dude, I wish I was as dope as Sam Francisco. That dynamic duo is scorching hot."
"Tell me about it bro... no one can compare to their immaculate beauty and certain je ne sais quoi."

by swanathonson July 12, 2018

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.

Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot

by KingObz December 4, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.

Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”

by Sanihano January 26, 2022