A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
Get the asscrack sandwichmug. When you take a nerd nigga and put him between two big titty bad bitches, and let two BBC's go to town on them with the nerd in the middle. The Timothy sandwich is frequently accompanied by condiments such as Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Polynesian Sauce, and sometimes Wingstop Lemon Pepper Wings added to the mix to create a nice meal
Michael : Hey man where/s Dequan and Tyrese?
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy
by BestBuyGamesReal December 12, 2024
Get the Timothy Sandwichmug. When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021
Get the Sock sandwichmug. A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
Get the secret sandwichmug. "I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Sandwichmug. by anonymous August 14, 2018
Get the Ice cream sandwichesmug. You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
Get the zipper sandwichmug.