sucka sam

This guy acts so hard but can't speak English drives what his grand daddy had is scared and obsessed with his grand daddy.

Sucka sam: hi Grand daddy
Grand daddy: hold on I'm fuckn ur Mom
Get off my Dick fag

by RightNowRN January 29, 2024

Airlie+Sam

Airlie+Sam was something Sam really hoped happened but they ended up falling out after school ended and did not ever meet each other again except once or twice by luck. Sam=idiot, dumb, stupid, hopeless, ugly, chopped and a complete dickhead. Airlie= Kind, Smart, Funny, Honest, Modest, Beautiful, Creative, Ambitious, Energetic and Cheerful.
You can tell why the combo never happened

Airlie+Sam was hopeless, Airlie was too good for him anyways

by Adrian Brian Jakob’s April 9, 2025

Sam

The biggest douche bag on earth. He will play you and ruin your faith in men. Everyone has a crush on him but he isn’t even cute.

Girl 1: I kind of like Sam.

Girl 2: Ew, he’s such a player and he’s not even cute.

by bob is real March 2, 2020

Sam Chug

Another term for stupid or having a lack of knowledge in a certain topic. Unlearned.

Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot

by KingObz December 4, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Sam francis

Hates speed

Oh look it's a Sam francis

by Jamie5353 March 11, 2022

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019