by bvhvhbvjhvghv November 30, 2020

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

by MrBigDick124345 April 21, 2022

person 1:alinity fucked her dog again and still hasnt gotten banned
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams
person 2: i know dude the entire twitch moderator team is just a bunch of fucking sams
by @yackyodd January 1, 2020

Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.
Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )
by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018

Sam is very funny and smart. He is a walking W and has never abused an animal, physically or sexually
by CHUNKY MONKEY6009 February 8, 2022
