squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017

powder puff pants

The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.

Dusty loves her job and always leaves satisfied when she rocks her powder puff pants.

by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016

No Pants Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November 26th people can't wear pants

No pants Tuesday

by Unkn0wn26 November 25, 2024

Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

pee pants

the pants that you pee in

yooo madisyn just sat on crimson's couch in her pee pants!! crimson is gonna be so mad!!!

by crumsin October 16, 2019

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020