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you dont have to wear pants if you do not wish.
by reruns April 13, 2007
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pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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Pants-cuff

1.) The action of putting pants on a slut to the point they ought to never come off.

2.) What needs done when a girl's ass can be seen when she's wearing shorts/a skirt.
Damn, have you Anna today? You can totally see her ass.
Yeah, That slut needs pants-cuffed.
by fashionista15 May 17, 2011
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Shiby Pact

A gay group consisting of freshmen kids that think that they're so cool and that they're group is the best, when in reality all they do is gay burping contests.
Man, that is such a Shiby Pact. How gay are they?
by Gangsta Wha? April 26, 2004
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Snow Pants

n.

A person lacking physical or mental capacity required to achieve, in life, the level of self-confidence that, say, a boiled potato may have acquired.
Hey, Snow Pants. You wanna make another Web page about your worthless emo life, you sickly, white-bellied fucko.
by Unqtious December 22, 2008
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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans
Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...
by stp-bk December 9, 2008
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emo pants

When emo kids wear really baggy trousers that expose far too much of their underpants. More often seen in emo boys - the pants may also be emo orientated e.g bright blue with stars on or similar, they aint your average Calvins anyway! Therefore emo pants are the type of pants you see on an emo kid who should pull his damn trousers up!
"Seriously that kid should pull his trousers up, I can see far too much of his emo pants"
by rock_one July 27, 2006
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