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new york minute 

1:The average amount of time it takes for a New Yorker(male) to cum. New Yorkers tend to talk the talk, but cannot walk the walk. This goes for fighting also, bringing us to a second definition. 2: The time it takes to kick the shit out of a New Yorker.
1: Sarah knew that Tony would be done in a New York minute, after she stuck her thumb up his ass.
2: I got in 3 fights in NY, not one of them lasting longer than a New York minute.
new york minute by rfpirate April 23, 2008

New York Yankees 

The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.
Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"

Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."
...cuz i always rock the new new shit.

yea i heard yall dont be buyin none of that new new shit...
new new by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

New Hampshire 

A politically-correct alternative to No Homo. It is meant to be used when you're out in public so homothugs don't attack you.
I'm a really big fan of Robin Thicke. New Hampshire.
New Hampshire by Marvin Mangiz February 23, 2009

New Jersey 

Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.
"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."
New Jersey by Anonymous September 5, 2003

New Hampshire 

The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.
1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
New Hampshire by omgtrendwhore August 28, 2005