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bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
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Marie-Lotte

Marie-Lotte's are women who prefer beer over wine, always and everywhere. Going out is their hobby! With the combination of two names, they have a double personality and you don't want to miss it :)
Heyy!! You are only drinking beer!!

Yeahh, I'm definitely a Marie-Lotte!
by Céline van Deren November 22, 2021
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.
by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025
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Mari-Juanna

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!
by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016
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Maris

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
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