Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.

Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls

by Awesomedude4444 December 05, 2021

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Mary Jennielyn Tuazon

Perfection, powerful, kind. The very definition of ethereal beauty.

Mary Jennielyn Tuazon, awesome.

by aaaaalllys June 07, 2021

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mary perez

The Most Awesome WomanThat Ever Existed

Mary Perez Means The Best Sex Ever

by Mary Perez June 13, 2017

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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 22, 2021

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