figma male

It describes a man who is often found arguing about the benefits of a design software called Figma. They derive most of their pleasure from not using other software and speaking ill about them on Linkedin. Their common phrases include, "Figma supremacy," "Is it responsive?", "I would make a component of that," etc. Unlike an Adobe fan, who is typically capable of using multiple software programs, the Figma male is ignorant of his lack of capability and instead uses it as a moral high ground to increase his self-esteem. These Figma males are usually seen with silver MacBooks, sitting in cafes, and making presentations for B2B SAAS companies. They are also big proponents of ChatGPT, and consider it their church as it helps form most of their opinions. One must avoid Figma males at all costs, specifically during the monsoons when they become especially loud after their yearly fan meet called Config.

You know Rahul right, the figma male from Toronto.

My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.

Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?

by painstation June 27, 2024

Sigma Male

It is what every male who listens to Andrew Tate thinks he is. A Sigma Male is one who thinks he is higher then everyone else.

I'm the sigma male yall just got mogged

by Bersabel July 1, 2024

chocomel male

A more sophisticated and superior male to yogurt males. Chocomel males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy free chocomel and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently sipping chocomel.

Joost: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Lubo: No, look at him pouring the free drink from the vending machine, it is a Chocomel male.

*Jan pours his chocomel*

Lubo: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while sipping chocomel.

by ChocomelTruther July 5, 2024

Upsilon Male

A man that is so chad and innovative, that he surpasses those of alphas and sigmas, standing as the leader of leaders, the true emperors of males that any man wishes to be become.

These people are highly respected by all, commiting to his ideals for the betterment of humanity while reaching enlightenment. Despite their dominant personality, they are humble, upstanding souls wishing to improve the lives of all. An Upsilon Male is a man of the people, a true, selfless leader that everyone aspires to be.

Mark: I thought Jeremy was an alpha male, but really after he commited his entire day to working at the soup kitchen when they were low on staff, I knew that was the mark of an Upsilon Male

by Upsilon Male July 9, 2024

Geierle Male

A ultra-rare type of male, typically of central-european descent who moves silently through the world and can't be found by any computer systems.

Huh? Geierle Male is not in my system?

by Apple Male October 9, 2024

4Freaklers Male

A very freaky type of male, stronger than

snoozer males and figglebottoms.
The 4Freaklers male is known for his erratic behavior and his frequent, repetitive jokes in which he often makes fun of weaker males and lone wolfs.

Person 1: "This guy is very strange, he keeps joking about Beta males."
Person 2 : "He might be a 4Freaklers Male."

by Apple Male October 9, 2024

Sigma Male

Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.

Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.

(See also: putz)

The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.

by RocksInMyHead45 November 28, 2024