Pissy pants

A female monster that wets the bed drunk on the regular
Omg did her hear about that florist that stinks of Piss, i heard she's a pissy pants
by dgafnem August 28, 2022
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Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.
Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.
by howardshipskin October 30, 2014
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phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation November 12, 2015
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video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 9, 2021
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Ante Pante

Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.
RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE
by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018
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