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Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
by Account unknown April 19, 2023
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fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025
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poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries
guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward
See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.
by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022
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french pants

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.
While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...
by Dumurousse June 13, 2017
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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