When a biddy's giving you head, you knock her out then snot rocket in her hair
only works if shes on her knees
only works if shes on her knees
John: Dude, last night Sally gave me dome
Joe: How'd that go?
John: great. right as i was about to jizz i knocked her out and snot rocketed all over her hair!
Joe: Nice green waterfall dude
Joe: How'd that go?
John: great. right as i was about to jizz i knocked her out and snot rocketed all over her hair!
Joe: Nice green waterfall dude
by Sami Newman x3 February 4, 2010

You driving to work today?
No. I'm having a green day today.
That's cool, I'm gonna have one next week.
Really?!
No, I'm just foolin'
Oh...
No. I'm having a green day today.
That's cool, I'm gonna have one next week.
Really?!
No, I'm just foolin'
Oh...
by Jimmy6550 December 30, 2010

by A-E-I-O-U and sometimes W October 16, 2005

A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee
by Dickheadzzzzzz January 24, 2020

Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
by catsmasher45 March 8, 2018

The euphoria that occurs when you've located the "perfect" job listing that will change your life and advance your earning potential. Generally dissipates as you realize that the new job is going to suck as much as the current one.
A green mist fell over Felix's face when he saw the job posting for Google's Java engineer position.
by JabaDev October 16, 2008

by amigos of el green house September 8, 2003
