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Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
Cryptid fucker by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

Gorilla Fucker 

A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)
Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.

Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.
Gorilla Fucker by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

LadyBoy Fucker 

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.
Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.
LadyBoy Fucker by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024

teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
teacher fucker by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024

Dear fuckerbags 

A way to say dear heavens, but without that being the exact meaning. It has a much more extreme meaning.
-Hey man, yestarday I dropped a glass of water from the 3rd floor and it landed on a lady's head

-Dear fuckerbags
Dear fuckerbags by Electroblade February 25, 2024

Nosey Fucker

Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.
Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker
Nosey Fucker by No1Lils July 21, 2024