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Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!
"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"
by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009
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nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.
1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021
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Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
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Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc
"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"
by sandycan January 7, 2012
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douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe
wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
by dingledick69 April 6, 2017
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douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.
did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.
by my name is tan May 26, 2011
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Douche Bad

a Douche Bad is another term for a generally Douchey man who is also very bad. A man that is a bad bad man, but also a douche bag.
Joe is a douche bad because he hates children and is also a douche bag.
by PK1983 August 17, 2008
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