death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

death sack

When a girl chokes on your ball sack

Ben: Guess what i saw last night!
Caz: What??
Ben: Saw Joe S giving Hayley the Death Sack
Caz: Typical Joe!

by DJFreshMeat September 18, 2017

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker

Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion

by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017

at death's door

very near the end of one's life. (Often an exaggeration.) I was so ill that I was at death's door for three days. The family dog was at death's door for three days, and then it finally died.

dying or very ill He literally was at death's door when a liver became available for transplant.

by lokhad March 30, 2017

death by flamingo

A term defined by the anti-flamingo movement meaning being raped to death by a flock of angry male flamingoes

We hereby sentence you to death by flamingo

by Wanahart12 April 1, 2017